{"id":3229,"date":"2014-06-09T01:31:13","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T00:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=3229"},"modified":"2014-06-09T01:56:51","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T00:56:51","slug":"a-million-ways-to-pun-this-movie-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=3229","title":{"rendered":"A Million Ways To Pun This Movie Title"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not even Gilbert Gottfred dressed as Abe Lincoln \u00a0 could save this movie.\u00a0 \u201cErr what If I had something in this hand, and it made you forget whatever was in that hand, suddenly you thought, what was that?\u201d\u00a0 How about an original script that worked you fucking assholes.\u00a0 Before you run to the cinema and pay too many monies for hot dogs and Pepsi that kills your stomach lining and rots your brain, be very aware that \u201cA Million Ways to Die in the West\u201d is just \u201cA Million Dollar casting audition for Seth Macfarlene”.\u00a0 \u00a0It\u2019s not that it\u2019s very bad, but it’s just not very good. \u00a0“Family Guy” and “American Dad” are continually hilarious. \u00a0Disappointingly “The Cleveland Show” has been dropped from the three show cartoon “menagerie<\/span>“<\/span> that make up Seth\u2019s day to day. \u201cOh Noooo\u201d!* \u00a0After the huge success of Ted, the magical and also absurd comedy, I had high apple pie hopes for this next feature and I sat in Brighton ODEON with eyes wide\u2026.<\/p>\n

Screen Play \u2013 Seth Macfarlene<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Produced by \u2013 Seth Macfarlene<\/h4>\n

Directed by \u2013 Seth MACFARLENE<\/h3>\n

STARRING \u2013 SETH MACFARLENE<\/h2>\n

(Gilbert again). \u201cDoes anybody else here know of a position, that Seth Macfarlene didn’t hold while making this Movie?” \u00a0The varied action scenes and violence often become far too stomach churning and frankly hard to watch. \u00a0In one scene the Neil Patrick Harris character defecates into two cowboy hats consecutively and in another a sheep penis urinates on Seth. \u00a0Highbrow! \u00a0Replete with fart gags and more sheep penises you will need to look else where for an edgie slick comedy as the script meanders through the mundaine. \u00a0Some gags land and the film sports multiple cameos (one is awesome) \u00a0but you will find yourself becoming bored with this over long, and deliberately over “Sethed” Macfarlene feature.<\/p>\n