{"id":2556,"date":"2014-02-26T22:54:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T22:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2014-05-12T00:21:24","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T23:21:24","slug":"top-gear-no-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=2556","title":{"rendered":"Top Gear &#8211; No Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;A Top Gear hot tip&#8230;&#8221; the hilarious joke that spluttered out of James May&#8217;s mouth on the Monday night new episode of Top Gear in UK. \u00a0Jeremy had &#8220;hilariously&#8221; attached two pizza&#8217;s to Richard Hammond&#8217;s body and attempted to set the pizzas on fire. \u00a0Proving&#8230;Something or another. \u00a0In between the car sections the scripted vacuous laddish comedy spewed out by &#8220;The Three Amigos&#8221; has become so tired and bothersome I am at a loss at what to do when Top Gear appears on the guide. \u00a0How many years are they going to hammer home the same jokes. \u00a0&#8220;James is slow and old, Hammond is small and Clarkson is a petrol-headed towering alpha-oaf&#8221;. \u00a0Year after year series after series we are subjected to the same premises again and again and the public eat it up. \u00a0Where Top Gear still holds up is coverage of the cars and the actual reviews of new and interesting vehicles, and these guys do really love cars and appear to genuinely like each other. \u00a0In this area the show has ultimate credibility \u00a0but \u00a0in a world where podcasts about almost any subject you could possibly imagine are out there at the end of a Google search the very nature of show seems so outdated, also anyone with an I-Phone and a brain can now make a car review. 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