{"id":2207,"date":"2014-01-09T18:52:57","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T18:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=2207"},"modified":"2014-05-12T00:23:39","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T23:23:39","slug":"chicken-jacket-end-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.veryfunkyrecords.com\/?p=2207","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Jacket – End Times"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the UK some genius has decided it is a good idea to give Chickens, yes Chickens, their own jackets – High-Vis jackets to be precise. \u00a0Is there a clearer sign that we have reached the end times? \u00a0Super logic to be sure! “Before we kill our chickens, lets protect our chickens from being killed”. \u00a0The Jackets have been produced by a company who build chicken coops for domestic pet chickens. \u00a0I have a sneaking suspicion this could be a brilliant PR story, apparently the jackets are real, but the “end game” so to speak, is the coop. \u00a0I will be perfectly honest with you. \u00a0I do feel I will purchase my own pet chickens one day, but putting them in clothes seems beyond the realms of absurdity.<\/p>\n

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